Feature product: Sylvanian Families Treehouse
The Sylvanian Families Treehouse is one of the most sought after accessories for Sylvanians this year. With its 3 full levels and an additonal tree to climb, it’s every Sylvanian’s dream playground.
Sylvanian Families Treehouse – Level 1
At the foot of the Sylvanian Families Treehouse we find a luscious, green lawn and two large areas in which to play. Your Sylvanians can either enjoy the sunshine and go ‘al fresco’, or shelter from the elements in the base of the broad tree trunk. There is a bucket on a rope which can by used to transport items such as tools and jam tarts to the upper level. There is no such thing as the health and safety regulator in Sylvania so it is also entirely acceptable to transport small children to the top of the tree using this bucket-and-rope method. Most children can survive moderate falls of two or 3 stories in Sylvania so nobody appears to be alarmed by this behaviour.
To the side of treehouse is a rope swing. There is no actual guidance as to what this might be used for. Adult Sylvanians may find this useful while they await the return of their offspring from the dizzying heights of the upper levels.
Sylvanian Families Treehouse – Level 2
Level 2 is the middle level. A single ladder is used to access this level from the lawn below. There is no safety barrier at this level as it would just get in the way, so young children can feel free to play rough and tumble on this level. It won’t hurt much if you fall from this distance and Sylvanian broken bones heal very quickly anyway.
There’s a decent amount of space on this level and some of the youths of Sylvania have been known to set up their DJ booths at this level in order that they can be clearly seen by the party-goers below. There’s also a pretty window in the tree trunk which adds a cool effect as the sun sets behind the DJ.
Sylvanian Families Treehouse – Level 3
A second ladder from the middle “DJ Terrace” provides access to the decking level. This is an ideal vantage point from which to see the majority of Sylvania in all its glory. Gaze across the tree canopy below and across into the mid-summer sunset – with a cool can of Stella or your favourite gin while your children crawl precariously close to the sheer drop behind you – whatever could be more relaxing?
There is also a very cosy cottage at the top of your Sylvanian Families Treehouse with an arch-topped wooden door. Cosy in that you could spend many a winter’s evening in there – that is, if you don’t mind the gaping hole/wall that’s been left missing by the manufacturer and the resulting substantial drop that could surprise any brandy drinker after the 8pm watershed.
From this level, you have a choice to make. Your options are many but they include a tree trunk to climb which reaches for the sky and offers all the thrills and spills that any base-jumping adrenaline junky needs. Another possibility is the near-vertical ‘drop slide’ which is also ideal for quietly dispensing with any disobedient children – particularly those from another family.
One other option for exiting the tree is by use of the fitted bucket-on-a-rope. This is particularly useful if the wife falls to sleep after her second babycham and you don’t fancy her chances of not arriving head first at the bottom of the slide. Simply send the children to the foot of the tree and tell them to hold the rope very tight as you lower your sleeping wife into the bucket. However, while this sounds like a tempting option, your should first do your homework and ensure that you revise up on the sorry tale of Murphy and his bricks.
Summary
If you’re looking for fun this summer, then you simply won’t find it unless you buy the Sylvanian Families tree house. So, don’t waste a second more – make sure you order yours TODAY.